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Gainesboro Tennessee $1,200,000
Cookeville, TN
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Hey there, Property Enthusiast! (LISTING)🙌
Boy, do I have a treat for you today! Imagine a place where Paul Bunyan meets Martha Stewart, and they decide to build the ultimate man-cave (or woman-cave, we don't discriminate). Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this property is about to blow your flannel socks off!
Picture this: An artisan-built timber-framed home that's so fancy, even the termite’s wear tuxedos. It's nestled on not one, but TWO parcels of land, totaling a whopping 160 acres. That's right, it's a hunting paradise so vast, and you might need GPS to find your way back to the kitchen!
Speaking of the kitchen, it's equipped with stainless steel appliances that are so shiny, you might need sunglasses indoors. And don't worry about power outages - there's a Generac home power source that's more reliable than your ex's promises.
But wait, there's more! There's a post and beam wood/metal shop that's so cool, it has its own kitchen, full bath, and loft space. It's like a tiny house for your tools - they've never had it so good!
And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, there's a tobacco barn (perfect for those cigars you pretend to enjoy), a pony barn (because why not?), and a pavilion with an outdoor kitchen and shower. It's like a five-star resort for your backyard barbecues!
This place is so versatile, it's practically the Swiss Army knife of properties. Want to host weddings? Check. Start an Airbnb empire? You got it. Need a vacation retreat? It's all yours. Heck, you could probably start your own small country if you wanted to (but please don't, paper work's a nightmare).
So, if you're in the market for a property that's part lumberjack fantasy, part Martha Stewart Living, and all awesome, give me a call. Just be warned: once you see this place, your current home might start looking like a cardboard box in comparison.
Happy house hunting, and may the forest be with you!
Cheers,
Your Humble Real Estate Girl.
P.S. Seriously, though, this place is amazing. Call me!
Brenda Blaeser 🅱️🅱️. ☎️931/881/7721
First Realty Company
With courtesy of our real estate legend (Listing Agent )
Al Enochs ☎️931/261/6131
Boy, do I have a treat for you today! Imagine a place where Paul Bunyan meets Martha Stewart, and they decide to build the ultimate man-cave (or woman-cave, we don't discriminate). Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this property is about to blow your flannel socks off!
Picture this: An artisan-built timber-framed home that's so fancy, even the termite’s wear tuxedos. It's nestled on not one, but TWO parcels of land, totaling a whopping 160 acres. That's right, it's a hunting paradise so vast, and you might need GPS to find your way back to the kitchen!
Speaking of the kitchen, it's equipped with stainless steel appliances that are so shiny, you might need sunglasses indoors. And don't worry about power outages - there's a Generac home power source that's more reliable than your ex's promises.
But wait, there's more! There's a post and beam wood/metal shop that's so cool, it has its own kitchen, full bath, and loft space. It's like a tiny house for your tools - they've never had it so good!
And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, there's a tobacco barn (perfect for those cigars you pretend to enjoy), a pony barn (because why not?), and a pavilion with an outdoor kitchen and shower. It's like a five-star resort for your backyard barbecues!
This place is so versatile, it's practically the Swiss Army knife of properties. Want to host weddings? Check. Start an Airbnb empire? You got it. Need a vacation retreat? It's all yours. Heck, you could probably start your own small country if you wanted to (but please don't, paper work's a nightmare).
So, if you're in the market for a property that's part lumberjack fantasy, part Martha Stewart Living, and all awesome, give me a call. Just be warned: once you see this place, your current home might start looking like a cardboard box in comparison.
Happy house hunting, and may the forest be with you!
Cheers,
Your Humble Real Estate Girl.
P.S. Seriously, though, this place is amazing. Call me!
Brenda Blaeser 🅱️🅱️. ☎️931/881/7721
First Realty Company
With courtesy of our real estate legend (Listing Agent )
Al Enochs ☎️931/261/6131
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Price | $1,200,000 |
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